Friday, August 14, 2009

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Finding my goddess, in the form of a Poinzi scheme

There's a lot of clatter going around the internet at the moment about this guy:

Looks harmless enough, if a little creepy (oh and... Note: In the photos my teeth are yellowish, but I recently got them whitened by my dentist. I will do another photo shoot soon)

Nice (although more than a passing resemblance to the father in Arrested Development).

Anyways, this enterprising young man has set up a website to find his Goddess:

Smart, Sexy, Spiritual Goddess Desired for Awesome Relationship with Extraordinary Man

As one blogger put it, "This has to be the most extensive, detailed order form for a Real Doll I've ever seen in my life."

He's no loser though. In his own words, "I am on the brink of a large-scale financial success that many people believe will escalate me, over the next decade, from member of the middle class—to billionaire."

He goes on to explain that he'll be turning computing and science into light. Or something. I can almost feel the computing world shaking under the brilliance of his revolutionary thinking. And here it is:

A Ponzi scheme. The likes of which Mr Madoff would have been proud. So all you budding Goddesses out there, grow your hair to just the right length, give this nutter 540 bucks and your guaranteed to be a mug.

Be Cool to the Turtle

Try to ride on my back, I think your tripping fool
Take yourself to Sea World, and play with Shamoo


YouTube - Hawaii Sea Turtle Rap

I reckon the bikini clad backing singers might have a shot at the next x factor.