Bit Slow?

Personally I'm not. I'm a master don't you know. However, naming no names, some people have failed to realise there is a counter at the bottom left of this page notifying you of how many times it has been viewed. If you go to the page and it says 2000, you win! Simple. And yes, you could just keep reloading until it says 2000. If you did that, you'd be a sad bastard, but cheers, you'd get me to 2000 quicker. You see, I can't come home until it hits ten. Just joshing. Anyway, prizes are as prizes does.