Woo hoo! Quick scroll down to the bottom of the page. Not a second to lose! Are you the lucky one hundredth visitor to my paltry blog? If you are, let me know. Because you win a prize. That's right, a prize. 'But,' I hear you ask, 'how can a non commercial blog with no visible source of income hand out prizes willy nilly?' Is it not obvious? The prize will be shit.

However, there is a way to make the prize better. I need suggestions for short stories. Firstly I need suggestions for subjects or titles. To get an idea of the kind of thing I'm after then take a look at the ScaryDuck site (link on the left) and notice he's running the comp. Obviously this is a rip-off idea but he states that stories in a similar vein to his shall be looked upon favourably. So a rip off it shall be.

Get to work my inspirational pals! (that's a point, perhaps I should be doing that too. Hmm)